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List Amazing Funny Pinku Jokes
Dad to Pinku: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Pinku: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Pinku: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Pinku: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Pinku: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Pinku: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?
Pinku called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani,
No.13,Halls rd,kannur..
Radio jocky : How honest ..so you want to return his purse.?
Pinku : no… i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Father and Pinku were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and Pinku
was taking it all in with a serious expression.
“Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up .”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” Pinku finished.
Pinku was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote”Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Pinku:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Pinku:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Pinku:”BANANA”
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
“There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it
be better to hear one at a time?”
Pinku shouted, “Okay – you start.”
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Pinku didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Pinku : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes..
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
Pinku: ” I was made by a mistake”
PROFESSOR
A professor to Pinku: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Pinku: “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “I don’t understand anything”
Pinku: “same 2 you”
PTA Meeting
Pinku: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Pinku: its. just u, me & the Principal !
Techy Pinku
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Pinku:Declare the variable TITANIC as float.!
The Suspicious Wife – Really Funny Joke
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid.
So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn’t tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches”, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the Maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her….
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you?” And then she switched on the light…
“No madam”, said the Gardener…
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